Heeeeere's Hali!

[Halitosis]

Hey guys. Thought you might be missing me so here's some links for ya :P

NeverQuest (http://uk.xbox360.ign.com/articles/823/823523p1.html)

Watch the bottom of the screen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLL5veqdweg)

Home made Helicopter (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/nigeriahelicopteroffbeat)

[Andjena]

*mutters*

*grumbles*

Not good enough -.-

Its not like ur in PoC again so I am not happy!

:(

[Staggem]

/hug andjena

[Pergor]

...didn't take very long, heh

[Halitosis]

back again :) Great to see you guys progressing fast. Makes me more than a bit upset about leaving PoC but I console myslef in the knowledge that I would probably be sitting outside the instnaces while you guys get all the cool kills :)

I'm really glad you guys are doing so well and I wish I could be there, walking in your shadows. All the best and hope to see you all around.

Hali.

Anyways, I thought I'd spam you some more linkages :)

The Mr T and William Shattner WoW advertys (as posted on the wow site)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bqJE5TH5jhc (Mr T:Night Elf Mohawk)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wjEn5Uxgovw (W.S.: I have a shaman)

and a brilliant bit of scambaiting http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

(scambaiting is replaying to those stupid "give me money and you will be rich" and wasting as much of the scammers time, efforts and money as possible, this guy got the scammer to re enact a famous Monty Python scene amoung other things)

[terah or something]

the scambaiter was awesome :wink:

[Ceddyn]

Nice one Hali, that scambaiter link was indeed hilarious.

[Halitosis]

Me drinking water

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AOFHS-uAyvs

Office joke, me and another office mate had mini crappy vids taken of us and now we're competeing for Youtube hits. Go on. Help me out. :)

[EI-dishmop]

He's such a forum whore :D

[terah or something]

aye but we love him the way he is :wink:

[Halitosis]

Hey guys, more spammage from me. Today it;s News.

This one 1st as I've just read it and it's worrying:

US says it has right to kidnap British citizens
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article2982640.ece

I wish I had something positive to say but..... damn!




and on a lighter note, The Necronomican is for sale:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/south_yorkshire/7120873.stm

[Halitosis]

Hey guys. Hope everythings goign great for you. Still waiting for Archie's desicrated corpse to appear on the front page :)

Anyways, here's what I'm famous for, random crap:

It;s Star Trek but not as we know it: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=utqnLoDfG3Y

RoBoSnowPlough (well it almost rhyms): http://inventorspot.com/articles/robot_snowplow_japan_shovels_sno_9534

and some great web design sources (cos I occasionaly post something useful) http://www.kayodeok.btinternet.co.uk/favorites/webdesign.htm

[feanor]

<3 halitosis ^_^

[Halitosis]

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/scc/icsf/library/history/picocon22/xwing/folding.html

Much fun making Origarmi X-Wing I see you will have. Mmmrr?

(yes copy paste from ex but :P

*added c&p spelling mistake!)

[Halitosis]

More linky linky for you guys. :)

Trying to think up new insults? check out:
John Cooper Clark-Tw@t: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9AOOkErXIgg&feature=related NSFW lots of swearing.

and this great list of tihngs that happen in console rpg's http://project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html

[Halitosis]

EX's Officer of Spam is back. ctrl+c ctrl+v ftw!

Broke Trek (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7xSOuLky3n0)

How not to teach your kids english (http://peer-see.com/blog/chumble-spuzz/2006/07/09/)

Scientology Explained (not in a good way) (http://www.b3ta.com/board/8061358)

lol gays (http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/2276473379_2eb8ef3368.jpg?v=0)

[Halitosis]

Isaac Coxx on the BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7290012.stm

[Bro]

wtf is the point of this post/news ?

and its not a baby bor this kid is like 5 years old that you cant call a baby boy

[Maleficias]

Bro, the picture is of her 3 yo daughter, not the newborn boy, "you stupid". I have no idea why we care about Sara Cox's baby either tho!

[Bro]

if that kid is 3 im 18 again also

[Gristle]

Hali, you have posted some utterly useless crap in the past but this piece of non-news takes the biscuit. Consider this an official infraction for spamming our forums with irrelevance.

[Durguzh]

if that kid is 3 im 18 again also

So you're 16 now? ;)

[Durguzh]

Hali, you have posted some utterly useless crap in the past but this piece of non-news takes the biscuit. Consider this an official infraction for spamming our forums with irrelevance.

Unless Hali is the father...

Gratz Hali!

[The artist formerly known as Ramone]

I campaigned for a Sarah Cox sub section of the forums, and people said i was mad!

HA! I say, doesn't seem so foolish now does it?!

[Andjena]

Of course ^^
Years of crap from our beloved Hali and not a word, untill its about babies.
Mention the word baby and you all are upset.

Ask yourself a question... what is so uninteresting about a baby?
He?! WELL?!!!!

This is glorious news you fools.

[The artist formerly known as Ramone]

This is glorious news you fools.

ROFL, thanks Andj, really made me laugh that.

[Bruticus]

Is it supposed to be funny because Issac Cox sounds like 'I is a cock'? Cos that's still not funny.

[Syphon]

Is it supposed to be funny because Issac Cox sounds like 'I is a cock'? Cos that's still not funny.


Isaac Cox sounds more like "i suck cocks" to me tbh. Still not funny indeed though.

[Raithlin]

And in a shocking twist the enormity of how useless this thread is has suddenly become wildly funny to me. I honour the nihilism on display here with this link as tribute.

http://www.officemuseum.com/paper_clips.htm

[Gristle]

The first bent-wire paper clip was patented by Samuel B. Fay in 1867. This clip was originally intended primarily for attaching tickets to fabric, although the patent recognized that it could be used to attach papers together

And such giant leaps forward in human evolution come from such humble realisations. Lets make March 14th forever Samuel B Fay day.

[Syphon]

And such giant leaps forward in human evolution come from such humble realisations. Lets make March 14th forever Samuel B Fay day.

What the hell do paperclips have to do with steak and blowjobs?

[Problemchild]

What the hell do paperclips have to do with steak and blowjobs?

Used properly they make for an excellent saturday night and conceivably could bring about world peace

[shayolghul]

Steak and chips very nice

Paperclips save the world? Sounds like an episode of Hero's

[Halitosis]

sorry bout the last post. I found it hilarious and I thought others might too :(

Have someone hurting their testes as an apology: http://www.break.com/index/rough_sledding_accident.html

[Halitosis]

Anyways.... Thought I'd post this here to save a bit of spam (for once in my life at least)

I am an Officer for EX now (well actually been so for a while and yes, they are that desperate) and I was wondering if you could give me permission to access the War Council Forum if possible)

[Tsz]

Posting to up my post rate. :shifty:

[Andjena]

Grtz on being an officer now Hali :clap: Show them.

[Halitosis]

Thx for the responses. I have to say 2 things about being an Officer.

1) running a 25-man is insane! You don;t believe how much stuff you have to do to keep everything moving smoothly. My respec to all Raid Leaders everywhere for pulling it off so smoothly. My DPS dropped by 50% 1st time I lead a raid.

2) STOP /W ME ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!!! I'm an Officer not a GM!



oh yes, linky time:

Paris Hilton (/yawn) has a new show coming up on MTV where people compete to become her new best friend. Why am I telling you? Cos people can vote online for the contestants. Make this woman Pasris's New Best Friend, please http://parisbff.com/people/BKLYNBUNNY
I just think it'd be funny watching a stuck up rich bitch trying to deal with a friend that looks like that. She seems like she is quite a nice person (cassie) but I doubt MTV and co will see past the images of her.


*warning, MTV have learnt from Mr Splashy Pants and reserve the right to ignore all online votes :(

[terah or something]

To point 1 & 2:

I completely agree

Try organising a server Gruul PuG raid next, now that is horrifying :twisted:

*sneaks off to a corner and cuddles her T4 shoulders*

[Halitosis]

I'm back with more linkages.

Here is a really fun game to play. Basic asteroids type game but you can draw your own ship (and choose the colour once you buy an extra gun)

http://www.kongregate.com/games/MikeVarilek/doodle-defender

go on. do what everyone else does, draw a pocket rocket and shoot things with it.

[Halitosis]

The "Truth" behind 9/11

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk1nA4SdMus

(sorry if you don;t like it but it made my lol)

[Halitosis]

OMG it;s a (possibly) useful link from Hali!

http://shadowpriest.com/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=12154

Bascily SP's agreeing that taking Imp VE in Sunwell is extremely useful. It reduces the healing needed ina group to a minimum which gives the healers more time to concentrate on more important targets (like those tank guys)

Just thought I'd link it up for you SP's to take it into consideration. (You've probably already discussed this but you never know)

I would love to see PoC overtake BL. It would make me very happy :)

[Syphon]

Yes, we are already considering this and we will probably try it on our next Kalecgos attempt, see how it makes a difference.

[Bro]

interesting however the gain from vt is massive for healers and might make them able to heal more then ve can do only gain on thi is indeed healer having more time for tanks but they wil also get less mana wich lowers there healing done in the end.

if were trying this we might want to drop a pala with a sp as healing done to them = mana back sadly with ym role ill fall out of this hehe.

anyway worth a try with a good balance will have to see what it does to mana afterwards.

[Maleficias]

VT and Imp VE aren't mutually exclusive Bro.

[Bro]

ah my bad then i thought it was one or the other (never got my priest on moonglade over lvl 14 these feckers keep whisping me with some rp crap).

[Halitosis]

Boo! Yup I';m still kicking it. Really glad to see you guys are making progress in Sunwell (finaly) I hope you guys reach farm before wotlk.

Speaing of wotlk. I'm off to Blizz Open Invitational. I'll be chilling with my mate in Paris so I sohuld have some good parties lined up for the evenings. Give me a pm if you want. I'll be the guy wandering around with a LFG t-shirt on.

Also here's a link for all the SP's. THe best SP vid ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNbFYSXON6Q